What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Hippopatomous!

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OBAMA

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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