- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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