What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Homework.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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hi michael

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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