- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

whats the best thing about polio...death

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

c+t+c?

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Good boy

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

space is fun

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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