Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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My butt!!!!

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Heartlight

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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