- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Garry Glitters on here

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Nice weather we're having.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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