- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A black guy with his family.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

A child with cancer grows up.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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