What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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asian, do math

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Ham sandwich

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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