Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Where is my tractor?

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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