- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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