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Can you see this brett? Connor

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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guess what chicken butt

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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