Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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