- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What just hit my face? The floor

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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