- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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