- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

joe diragi makes paul look straight

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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