- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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