- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Where's my tractor?

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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