- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

How did the girl die? 25.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

women outside of the kitchen

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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