- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

I have a crush on my dad.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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