What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Potato

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LOL May Wong

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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