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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Girls

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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