What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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