...NO.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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alston wang

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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