why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

no

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Ha

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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