Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Anti Joke

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