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Dear Board of education, so are we.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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