What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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