a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

feces

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

joe diragi makes paul look straight

asian drivers.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Anti Joke

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