Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

I have no ideas.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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