What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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God bless America, and no where else.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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NASCAR

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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