(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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