whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

whats 2+2? 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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