An Asian walks out of the library.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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