Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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the real mccoy

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God bless America, and no where else.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What is 2+2? 4!

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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