What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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guess what chicken butt

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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general tso's broccoli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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