Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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black people

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Ebola

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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