Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Halo < COD

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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:O + :P = 69

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Smart Blondes

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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