- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Halo < COD

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

:O + :P = 69

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Doorbell salesman.

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