Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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A black guy with his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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A jew go out of a bar

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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guess what chicken butt

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Anti Joke

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