- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A black guy with his family.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A jew go out of a bar

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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