- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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