Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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It's long!

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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#scabbers

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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