- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Please spell dyslexia.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

A Jew walks into a Furness

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Girls Basketball.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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