roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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