- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

I'm gay. No homo.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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