why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's wrong with woman Everything

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

I Have a Black Friend

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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