Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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