- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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