Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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