What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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