Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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since when?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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a retard lost...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Black People.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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space is fun

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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