A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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The Holocaust

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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