I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

verry nice how mUCH?

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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