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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Where is my tractor?

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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