- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

thumbs up!

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

The penn state football administration

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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