- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A new restaurant KKKcake

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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