what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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motley crew

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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42

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Anti Joke

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