Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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dislike this...please.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Anti Joke

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