What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

whats 2+2? 4

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

bitches be crafty.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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