Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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LOL May Wong

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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