tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Mitt Romney.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...