What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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The penn state football administration

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Spell: “This word”

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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I like pom

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