What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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