A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Yo mamas so fat.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Shit!

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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What is the difference between a duck?

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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