Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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