Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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she wasn't 18

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Reed is poopin

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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