Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Blind people can't read this.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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