Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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