What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Facebook...

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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