how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Romney 2012

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Knock Knock Yes?

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Anti Joke

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