What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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