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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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why?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

I have a crush on my dad.