What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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