Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Womens rights

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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