Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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who farted your mother

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Christians pornstars.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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