What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

whats 2+2? 4

i love huge wieners.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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