- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Where do babies come from? My garage

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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