What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

twilight

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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