- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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