- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What does A duck smoke? Quack

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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