- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

IU football

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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