a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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hi michael

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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