An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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No it isn't.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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