Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why did I get raped

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who is awesome? no one...

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This is not a joke.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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who farted your mother

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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