- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

hi corey

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

9001

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??