Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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A jew go out of a bar

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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