- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Do you know what they say? Words

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Women.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

marshal sterio had sex

Penis.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

The Irish man was sober.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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