- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

69, hahaha

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

hello

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

alert('hiiii');

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

You should never talk to strangers.

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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