Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Who is a knob? ross d

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Women's rights.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

( o Y o )

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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