- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Womens rights.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Knock knock Come In.......

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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