What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

69, hahaha

bum sex lol

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Please spell dyslexia.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Drunk irish man

dislike this...please.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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