A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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