knock knock. who's there? someone.

bum sex lol

Please spell dyslexia.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

69, hahaha

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Drunk irish man

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

dislike this...please.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's brown and sticky? Shit

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

what happened to your gran you tell me

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