- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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