There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

twilight

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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