Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

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