What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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hi michael

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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