Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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bitches be crafty.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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