There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

women's rights

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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