Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Like if you like big tits.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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