- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Women's Rights.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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