- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

How many dislikes can this get?

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Hippopatomous!

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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