- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What number comes after 29? 30.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

wanna hear a joke? not really

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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