WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Yes.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

the cast of the jersey shore

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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